If Smells Had Color

If smells only had colors
I'm certain I would see
Little puffs of brown from the baby next to me.
Halfway through the sermon
My stomach gave a lurch
and I was sorely tempted to sprint right out of church.
The daddy is a'rockin'
The baby gives a coo
and every time dad pats his back
I get a whiff of poo.

Tolerance

I've been watching the news which I should probably shouldn't. It occurs to me that:

Toler​ance is the stick people beat you with when you disagree with them. Sadly the person holding said stick rarely engages in self flagellation."